Paul Pierce = Hyena

Kobe Bryant = Cobra

Pissed off Kobe = Angry Rat

Reggie Miller = Chimpanzee

Zach Randolph = Gorilla

Sam Cassel = E.T.

Rajon Rondo = Mix of a turtle, ant, and alien

Ray Allen = Crocodile

Pau Gasol = Ostrich or Drunk Jesus

Kendrick Perkins = A guy from the cover of the Grand Theft Auto games

Russel Westbrook = Mix of a fish and chimpanzee

Jordan Farmar = One of Santa’s elves

Carlos Boozer = Bear

Chris Bosh = Velociraptor

LeBron James = Puppet

Carmelo Anthony = Badger

Gerald Wallace = Hound dog

Dirk Nowitzki = Frankenstein with a blonde wig

Dwayne Wade = Chipmunk
Nope swag daddy I came up with it!