Folk Puppets
Help! Is there something unusual about my son’s hand puppets?
I’m not quite sure where he got them, even, but the left one is a monkey to which he has attached two extra eyes, making a total of four eyes! The one on the right is some sort of spook, he calls it a “Shoggoth.” They’re both made out of cheap cloth, and could have easily been knitted by my wife!
Last night, I awoke to the sight of the monkey creeping up my bed! I flipped on the light and my son was there staring at me, speaking some gibberish!
He says that they need mustard, or else they will rot and die, and if that happens, I will be raided by goblins!
Please help, folks! My boy is puking randomly, and somehow, the sock puppets have legs now, and they stand up by themselves!
Make him give them away, that way, the curse will vanish
February 19, 2012 12:49 pm 
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